[Wichita-SCCA] Wichita-SCCA Last Weekend HPT

[Lonnie Heston]

Pardon me, but you started it...

On 4/20/07, Lawrence <lduty at cox.net> wrote:
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>   <angst ridden face>
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> Must………………have………….results…………now!
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>  >>  (voice on intercom) Captain Kirk, report to the bridge.  Sensors
> indicate the results are only on HD radio.  What is that?   Kirk:  Bones, do
> you know?
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> Damn it Jim I'm just a doctor go ask Spock for numbers stuff.
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>  >>  Spock:  Long range transmissions indicate a tribe known as NASCAR is
> repeating the numbers 24 and 133.136 in a tribal gathering at place in a
> desert called Phoenix.
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> Scottie more power man!!!!
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>  >>  Forget anti-matter injection, hook up the NOS tanks!
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> I canna do it Captain, the Yaris dilithium engine is all maxed out. She
> will vaporize if we try!!
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>  >>  Spock:  Captain, that would be very much like the explosion caused by
> turbo-ing a NorthStar!
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> Hmmm send the Ensign in the red shirt down to the planet and scout for
> better autox sites.
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>  >>  Lt. Subaru:  Captain, our landing party is being detained in Park
> City for trespassing on the WestWorld (??) parking lot...
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> Bring me some space alien girls to make out with while we wait.
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>  >>  Bones:  Make sure they have their green card.  Oh, I need to give
> them a very, very thorough  physical first.  Nurse!  Get my Romulan wine
> ready!
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> Lt. Subaru are their any incoming message from Fleet Admiral Julie yet????
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No Captain just galactic static.  >>  She must be using Cingular
> communicators in a downtown area...
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> Lt. Solo any report form the Red Shirted Bait errrrrr I mean our scouting
> party??
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> No, Captain he was vaporized by the teleporter on his way down.  >>
> Spock: However, Captain,  his assistant is appearing on sensors, apparently
> escaped from Park City and wandering south toward Winfield.  That would be
> illogical, except that he is a human who autox's.
>
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> <glares at Scotty> I thought you fixed that damn thing?
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> I canna help it Captain this ship is like 100 years old now, and the parts
> come from across the galaxy. I had to use duct tape on it and silicon gel.
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    >> Spock:  Scotty, you mean the parts come from a FORD Galaxy, don't
you?

Solo, grab some expendable crew and meet me in the shuttle bay, we will just
> fly down to the Fleet HQ and demand some answers!!!!
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>>  Lt. Solo:  This will work - like demanding an answer from a tribble.
>
> Bring the really cool old fashioned phaser guns too, not those little cell
> phone pieces of junk I wanna burn down some shiznat.
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>  >>  Scotty:  Captain, I canna allow it!  The shuttle uses a Prius drive
> system and it's due for a Georgia emissions check...  I'll call Enterprise
> and have a Windstar delivered.
>
> THE END
>
> Stayed tuned next week to see if:
>
> The Captain remembered to bring someone that can actually fly the
> shuttle.  >> Or drive a Windstar
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> That the ship has a standby medical team JUST IN CASE.  >>  Kirk:  Bones?
> Are you done with those physicals yet?  Bones :  No, I still have wine
> left...
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> If the shuttle will be allowed to land without the proper sized numbers on
> the side >> Lt. Solo:  Captain, we may have a problem, the landing site is
> reserved for a ProSolo today!!
>
> Will the Captain suspect the alien girls for a huge rash that appears on
> his tookus
>
> Will Lt. Subaru admit to Scottie she is carrying his love child.
>
<<exit with goofy high pitched wailing girls and harp music>>
>

>>> Captian's log, stardate 3890.16:   This log entry will not discuss last
three subjects.  Suffice it to say this is going to be one heck of a
season.   Kirk out!


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