[Wichita-SCCA] Wichita-SCCA Last Weekend HPT

[Lawrence]

<angst ridden face> 

 

Must......have.....results....now!

 

Damn it Jim I'm just a doctor go ask Spock for numbers stuff.

 

Scottie more power man!!!!

 

I canna do it Captain, the Yaris dilithium engine is all maxed out. She will
vaporize if we try!!

 

Hmmm send the Ensign in the red shirt down to the planet and scout for
better autox sites.

 

Bring me some space alien girls to make out with while we wait.

 

Lt. Subaru are their any incoming message from Fleet Admiral Julie yet????

 

No Captain just galactic static.

 

Lt. Solo any report form the Red Shirted Bait errrrrr I mean our scouting
party??

 

No, Captain he was vaporized by the teleporter on his way down.

 

<glares at Scotty> I thought you fixed that damn thing?

 

I canna help it Captain this ship is like 100 years old now, and the parts
come from across the galaxy. I had to use duct tape on it and silicon gel.

 

Solo, grab some expendable crew and meet me in the shuttle bay, we will just
fly down to the Fleet HQ and demand some answers!!!!

 

Bring the really cool old fashioned phaser guns too, not those little cell
phone pieces of junk I wanna burn down some shiznat.

 

THE END

Stayed tuned next week to see if:

The Captain remembered to bring someone that can actually fly the shuttle.

That the ship has a standby medical team JUST IN CASE.

If the shuttle will be allowed to land without the proper sized numbers on
the side

Will the Captain suspect the alien girls for a huge rash that appears on his
tookus

Will Lt. Subaru admit to Scottie she is carrying his love child.

 

<<exit with goofy high pitched wailing girls and harp music>>

 

 

 

 

 

 

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